January 2012
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Anonymous asked: tits
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My night consisted of playing chess, watching Portlandia with my favorite boys (Jonathan,Cesy,Zach and Nick), and one too many Budlight tall boys. <3
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We were two kids, just tryin’ to get out, Live on the dark side of the American dream. We would dance all night, play our music loud, When we grew up nothing was what it seemed.
Never nearly as cool as the ones http://joannsfabrics.tumblr.com/ makes. UGH.
when girls are on their period
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
Lets take Jesus off the dashboard,got enough on his mind.We both know just what we’re here for,saved too many times.
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puttingdescartesbeforethehorse:
I wish I had a bullet fucking big enough to kill the sun. I’m sick of songs about the summer, and I hate everyone.
Lana spelled backwards is ANAL
– Sylvia on Lana Del Ray (via mardy-bumm)
For Erik!
http://boringerik.tumblr.com/
We’re attractive!
boringerik asked: Qdoba isn't special, but I'd love to go with you and make it a special commemoration occasion! I'm going back to school tomorrow. But at least now we have a lunch date next time we can't think of what to do!
Anonymous asked: Hey baby, wanna make a baby?